Happy Hour: Too Much, Too Far

  • Leave it to PETA to traumatize your children by sticking Ellie The Bloody Elephant outside of a local elementary school to teach them all about circus animal abuse. [Tennessean]
  • Vince Young is the official starter for 2010, hooray! [City Paper]
  • Our 2009 in Middle Tennessee was “wetter than usual” but didn’t break any significant records. In that case, we’d hate to see what actual record-breaking rain looks like. [WZTV]
  • So East Nashville pretty much blew up this morning. [WSMV]
  • This is just your friendly reminder that Metro’s finest are doling out $50 tickets for warming up your car this time of year, because letting your car run in the morning when it’s 17 degrees is illegal. [WKRN]
  • More than 1 in 6 Tennesseans is on food stamps, which is a 66% increase over the figure from two years ago. [WKRN]
  • Officials are trying to figure out what to do with the six abandoned schools in the Metro Nashville Public School System whose collective land value is $1.5 million. [WSMV]

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