Leggo My Eggo [Gems From The Nashville Craigslist]

As you read in this morning’s Bright & Early, the Great Eggo Waffle Shortage of Aught Nine has seeped into 2010, and Nashvillians are apparently still panicking about the absence of this particular breakfast food. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and it looks like our tipster Nicole P. has figured that out and is stepping up to get in on a little supply & demand action. Thanks Nicole!

EGGOS FOR SALE – $1 (Davidson County)


Many people are faced today with a very serious problem. One that experts never even saw coming, one that causes children to weep and parents to scream in frustration. It makes the average american feel like a true failure, because…well, you are. You failed to keep your freezer stocked with Eggo Waffles. “Oh, there will always be enough waffles”, you said.  ”I can always go to the store and buy more”, you said…but you were wrong. Now you are besides yourself in peril unable to continue life and peaceful mornings like you used to. Your children refuse to eat their cold cereal and skim milk. Why? Because it tastes terrible. They miss the warm sweetness of how things used to be. Mom and Dad at the table, little brother too and a stack of those golden Eggos.

Now, if you live in a cave you may not have any idea as to what shortage it is that I am referencing.
Please visit these links for more information (You may want to be sitting down when you read this) :

CNN: http://money.cnn.com/2009/11/18/news/companies/eggo_waffle_shortage/index.htm
ABC NEWS: http://abcnews.go.com/Business/eggo-waffle-shortage-bacteria-forced-plant-closure/story?id=9117059
WIKIPEDIA: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggo

It’s real. It’s a problem. It’s tragic…BUT:

Folks, don’t let the new year get you down because you are unable to provide nutritious Eggo Waffles for your loved ones. It’s 2010 and that means you get a fresh start and a new opportunity to brighten up someone’s day with a real, state of the art, Eggo Waffle!

There are 2 boxes of these Eggo Waffles in Davidson county and for an acceptable price, they can be taken home to your loved ones. Go ahead and let me know if you would like one or both boxes and make an offer. You don’t have to be a failure anymore and  you can give the gift that no one else is able to give these days, and a gift that they deserve…that you deserve. You can be a… HERO.


P.S. If you buy in the next 48 hours I will even include a free bottle of maple syrup.

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