Bright & Early: Must Love Babies Edition

Good morning, Nashville. An unemployment rate of 9.1% has left lots of folks bored and too broke to go out and do anything, which seems to us to be the only reasonable explanation for this little baby boom we’re experiencing here in Tennessee. Shelby, Davidson, and Rutherford Counties cranked out the most babies in the whole state, together producing over 28,000 tiny Tennesseans. Some folks are blaming fertility treatments and “the illegals,” but we feel that it’s obviously Hotel Preston’s fault.

Photo by thomasaka.

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