From the genius minds that brought you this year’s CMApocalypse “Redneck” Hotel Package (that’s a bag of pork rinds and a pack of PBR) so tourists far and wide could “live like a local,” we bring you Hotel Preston’s most recent value hotel package: The “Let’s Get It On – And Make A Baby” package. It comes complete with some clean sheets, some fruit and wine, a rental movie, bubble bath, tranquility candles & music, and the book What To Expect When You’re Expecting. But hurry! This package is only available through the 30th, so there will be no babymaking at the Hotel Preston on New Years Eve.
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