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Hotel Preston Wants You To Make Babies In Their Beds

19 December 2008 | 11:00 am
Author: Morgan Levy

From the genius minds that brought you this year’s CMApocalypse “Redneck” Hotel Package (that’s a bag of pork rinds and a pack of PBR) so tourists far and wide could “live like a local,” we bring you Hotel Preston’s most recent value hotel package: The “Let’s Get It On – And Make A Baby” package. It comes complete with some clean sheets, some fruit and wine, a rental movie, bubble bath, tranquility candles & music, and the book What To Expect When You’re Expecting. But hurry! This package is only available through the 30th, so there will be no babymaking at the Hotel Preston on New Years Eve. 

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20 Comments

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  • Brad

    anyone else concerned that the package defaults to 1 adult? and then asks how many kids will be in the room? :)

  • http://nashvillest.com Christy Frink

    Sometimes I read things on my own blog that shock me. Especially the part where you tagged this post with “Sports,” Morgan. Dying over here.

  • http://polkadotandpaisley.blogspot.com Ashley

    looks like mommy got a makeover this time around.

  • http://loudestnoise.com David Cintron

    Wowzers.

  • http://loudestnoise.com David Cintron

    Haha, sports.

  • http://www.twitter.com/sarahtownsend sarahtownsend

    Rediculous!

  • Kristin

    I think the most important part of this posting is the fine print at the bottom:

    Conception not guaranteed!

  • http://nashvillest.com morganlevy

    Heh, heh, heh.

  • http://nashvillest.com morganlevy

    I wondered if anyone would notice that ;) Clever.

  • Brad

    anyone else concerned that the package defaults to 1 adult? and then asks how many kids will be in the room? :)

  • http://nashvillest.com Christy Frink

    Sometimes I read things on my own blog that shock me. Especially the part where you tagged this post with “Sports,” Morgan. Dying over here.

  • http://polkadotandpaisley.blogspot.com Ashley

    looks like mommy got a makeover this time around.

  • http://loudestnoise.com David Cintron

    Wowzers.

  • http://loudestnoise.com David Cintron

    Haha, sports.

  • http://www.twitter.com/sarahtownsend sarahtownsend

    Rediculous!

  • Kristin

    I think the most important part of this posting is the fine print at the bottom:

    Conception not guaranteed!

  • http://nashvillest.com morganlevy

    I noticed that there were options for kids! Weird.

  • http://nashvillest.com morganlevy

    Heh, heh, heh.

  • http://nashvillest.com morganlevy

    I wondered if anyone would notice that ;) Clever.

  • http://nashvillest.com/2009/03/23/bright-early-must-love-babies-edition/ Bright & Early: Must Love Babies Edition | Nashvillest

    [...] Good morning, Nashville. An unemployment rate of 9.1% has left lots of folks bored and too broke to go out and do anything, which seems to us to be the only reasonable explanation for this little baby boom we’re experiencing here in Tennessee. Shelby, Davidson, and Rutherford Counties cranked out the most babies in the whole state, together producing over 28,000 tiny Tennesseans. Some folks are blaming fertility treatments and “the illegals,” but we feel that it’s obviously Hotel Preston’s fault. [...]