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Hotel Preston Wants You To Make Babies In Their Beds

From the genius minds that brought you this year’s CMApocalypse “Redneck” Hotel Package (that’s a bag of pork rinds and a pack of PBR) so tourists far and wide could “live like a local,” we bring you Hotel Preston’s most recent value hotel package: The “Let’s Get It On – And Make A Baby” package. It comes complete with some clean sheets, some fruit and wine, a rental movie, bubble bath, tranquility candles & music, and the book What To Expect When You’re Expecting. But hurry! This package is only available through the 30th, so there will be no babymaking at the Hotel Preston on New Years Eve. 

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  • Kristin
    I think the most important part of this posting is the fine print at the bottom:

    Conception not guaranteed!
  • I wondered if anyone would notice that ;) Clever.
  • Rediculous!
  • Wowzers.
  • looks like mommy got a makeover this time around.
  • Sometimes I read things on my own blog that shock me. Especially the part where you tagged this post with "Sports," Morgan. Dying over here.
  • Heh, heh, heh.
  • Haha, sports.
  • Brad
    anyone else concerned that the package defaults to 1 adult? and then asks how many kids will be in the room? :)
  • I noticed that there were options for kids! Weird.
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