Now That’s A Car Salesman [Gems From The Nashville Craigslist]

Occasionally, we come across some genuinely bright folks on Craigslist. It’s a moment worth memorializing. 

I’m trying to sell a car and need a girl in a bikini – 25 (Davidson County. Bellevue)


Basically, I’m not looking for love. Yeah, sorry. But anyway, if you just happen to be wearing a bikini sometime this weekend, here’s an opportunity to make a quick buck. Basically, I have this total ****box car that I’m trying to sell. It’s old, it’s ugly, it’s got a busted trunk. I need to take some pics of it with a girl in a bikini and post them in CL auto sales, just to drum up some interest on it and see if I can sell this thing.

And, the more the merrier. Maybe you and your girlfriends are gonna be lounging by the pool this weekend. Why not pose provocatively on various parts of the car. $10 a girl. With a maximum of four girls, unless of course, you have a sorority and they all want to pile on it, then I’ll gladly let all of you take the $40 and do whatever you want with it. C’mon, $40 will buy you and your friends a pretty good night on the town, right? And the feeling you’ll get from working for that $40 will make it more memorable.

I promise I’m not a sleaze. I won’t touch you. I won’t have you do something crazy with the shift knob. Just sit in the seats. Lay on the hood, and maybe bend over a little bit and act like your waxing this big dent that’s in the trunk. 5 minutes tops. I promise.


Photo by jacobs and son

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