Bright & Early: Hands Off Edition

July 23, 2009 9:30 AM 8 comments


Good morning, Nashville. In case you missed it yesterday, police are on the lookout for a 5’6″, 140 lb. Hispanic man who’s been grabbing women’s butts as they jog along Belmont Boulevard. Based on the reports received so far, it seems to be happening between 5am and 6:30am, and the man lurks in his white four-door car with tinted windows before popping out and grabbing. If you’ve seen anything suspicious or even been a victim yourself, please report it to Metro so they can catch this creep. In the meantime, ladies, be careful!

A year ago on Nashvillest: We were a little creeped out by the guy who wrote a weird song about Keith and Nicole’s new baby, caught Will Hoge in the Belcourt’s backyard, wondered which locals refer to Pancake Pantry as PanPan, and got an update on one of the most epic newspaper ad breakups of all time.

Photo by Paul Nicholson.

  • http://loudestnoise.com David Cintron

    I live right in a path for a ton of planes that head into BNA, but luckily I only hear them when I'm outside.

  • http://www.thomasaka.com Thomas

    I can't picture a “hunter” wearing a kilt! The men in TN who think they're macho would not be caught dead in a kilt. They obviously don't care about freedom of movement or they wouldn't wear Wranglers that are 7 sizes too small. They might go for a kilt that was made from camo though..

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=717372498 facebook-717372498

    I freely admit that guys in utilikilts automatically get sexy points in my book. I remember seeing those at Dragon*Con back in 2004 and thinking they looked awesome. Heck, I want one and I'm a chick. :)

  • Kristine

    Love the nod to the infamous Hampton Roads slogan in support of the air bases :)

  • http://nashvillest.com Christy Frink

    I am so excited that someone out there got it. ;) Those bumper stickers are just the first thing that pops into my head when I hear the phrase “jet noise.”

  • http://nashvillest.com Christy Frink

    I definitely saw one at when I was watching those people fight in Elmington Park last Sunday. But other than that, I don't think I've seen one in years!

  • Matt W

    Sorry about the Belmont Blvd thing. I just get a little grabby sometimes. It won't happen again.

  • http://nashvillest.com Christy Frink

    You are a creeper.