Bright & Early: Don’t Touch Our Junk Edition

Good morning, Nashville. Hopefully you’re not reading this while standing in a painfully long security line at BNA, where things seem to have stayed relatively calm this morning. Best we can tell, there have been no riots, no “don’t touch my junk bro”s, no Youtube’d strip searches, or anything of the sort. As for everyone (all one million of you!) who opted to join the sea of cars pouring out of the city, TDOT will be halting all construction by noon to make things go as smoothly as possible. So please be careful, don’t text while driving, don’t GPS while driving, keep the painted side up, and have a wonderful Thanksgiving holiday.

Photo by Grey Street Girl.

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