Happy Hour: Okay, These Twitter Wars Are Getting Ridiculous

  • It is a strange world we live in when our state senators are getting into Twitter spats with one another. So thanks, senators Norris and Kyle, for showing us exactly what it is that y’all do all day. [Tennessean]
  • Two very classy ladies robbed five different stores in the Cool Springs Galleria today and rather than simply running from the security guys at JC Penney, they flipped ’em the bird and then mooned them. Despite the creative display, they were still caught and are currently hanging out in the Williamson County jail. [Tennessean]
  • Local Fox affiliate WZTV once again confuses us with a headline, “knndmfls,” which is actually a story about some lady helping her husband escape from police custody in Rutherford County. [WZTV]
  • Rep. Stacey Campfield’s bill to cap lottery winnings for folks who receive public benefits at $600 was shot down in the House today. [Tennessean]
  • Prepare for downtown to get a little crazy this weekend since we’re expecting 30,000 folks running the Country Music Marathon and about 100,000 being there to watch. [WKRN]