More Stupid Tennesseans: Would-Be Assassins Foiled By ATF

Tennessee has been churning out the crazies in droves these days. Jim Cavanaugh, of the Nashville field office for the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco Firearms and Explosives, released a statement today letting us know that they’ve broken up a plot by two neo-Nazi skinheads to go on a killing spree that was supposed to culminate with the assassination of Senator Barack Obama. The racially-charged murder plans included a high school shooting and decapitations, all to begin in our beloved state. We’re glad that the ATF has these particular crazies on lockdown now. See also: Yahoo, WSMV