- Well, obviously the big news tonight is that the Titans are suing Lane Kiffin for poaching one of their coaches. Poaching a coach, they say! It even rhymes. Anyway, this should ensure that Lane Kiffin will never be able to so much as drive through Tennessee without having his tires slashed. [Tennessean]
- East Tennessee is facing a terrible plague of–you guessed it–sinkholes. On main roads, like I-40. Is there some sort of fancy geological forcefield we can construct to keep the midstate from collapsing in on itself? [WZTV]
- It is almost cute that a Dickson man mowed the words “Merry (sic) me Julee” into the grass to propose to his fiancé. Almost. As for the misspelling, he had this to say: “I couldn’t really cut an ‘A’ that well into the grass with a mower, so I wrote it with an ‘E’ and figured we’d laugh about it later.” Okay, fine, it’s cute. [WSMV]
- We heard something about a Beatle in town, or something? Watch out for the traffic near the Bridgestone. [Tennessean]
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