We always hate being the bearers of bad news–and we know that this one is really going to tear you guys up–but People magazine is reporting that John Rich got hitched over the weekend:

The morning wedding between Rich, 34, one half of the duo Big & Rich and host of CMT’s Gone Country, and [Joan] Bush, a former model who runs a Houston modeling agency, was attended by about two dozen family members.

Rich and Bush have been dating for more than five years, but have kept their relationship under the radar, not appearing together at official events or on red carpets, says a source familiar with the couple.

But wait, who are we kidding? We’re just thrilled that someone’s willing to take him off our hands.

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