Daily Archives: March 11th, 2010
Don’t Be Fooled [Gems From The Nashville Craigslist]
Don’t be fooled by this personals ad. If you’ll read a little further, you’ll see that it’s actually a housewares ad. Okay, we don’t buy it either.
Wanted!!! One Female Bed Filler !!! – 35 (Nashville, TN)
I’m just another busy person always on the go. I recently moved to a new place and bought a fantastic bed that I love. While so caught up in my day to day life, I have not had time to develop a romantic relationship lately. But when I come home at the end of the day and get in bed, it feels very empty.
I have thus decided to take applications for a bed-filler.
This is NOT a sex thing. If anything, it might be more appropriate to post this in the housewares section… but anyways.
Me:
-35years old, straight single male
-5’10”, black hair, brown eyes, Med. build
-often restless/occupied when I get in bed; in need of soothing, relaxationMy bed:
-1 King bed, located in nice room in nice suite.
-clean sheets
-2 new pillows for sleeping – none of those annoying throw pillows
-1 brown fleece blanket decorated with white squares (don’t ask)
-room temperature kept cool as to facilitate snuggling (see below)I require:
-one straight, single woman
-between the ages of 18 and 37 years old
-minimum 5 feet tall, 5’5” is better, 5’9” is most desireable and also the maximum height sought.
-must practice good hygiene, smell pleasant and have soft skin.
-piercings and tattoos to be considered on individual basis
-must enthusiastically cuddle, snuggle and spoon me
-must NOT scratch herself excessively in the morning.
-must limit alcohol intake to 2 beers on any night she is acting as bed-filler
-must seek medical consul if she consistently snores when not drunk, sick
-should occasionally play with my hairWhat the successful applicant receives:
-the satisfaction of helping me sleep better
-sleeping with a guy who always smells nice
-free massages ( just a gift I have)Applicants who can demonstrate ESP skills, thus knowing which nights and at what times I need my bed-filler without my explicit request, will be given priority in the short listing phase. Amusing and/or insightful pillow talk may be rewarded with kisses or sex(to be decided at the discretion of the bed-filler). Please send pic.
Thanks and good luck!
Photo by jamesjyu.
Don’t be fooled by this personals ad. If you’ll read a little further, you’ll see that it’s actually a housewares ad. Okay, we don’t buy it either.
Wanted!!! One Female Bed Filler !!! – 35 (Nashville, TN)
I’m just another busy person always on the go. I recently moved to a new place and bought a fantastic [...]
Bright & Early: Nature’s Fury Edition
Good morning, Nashville. We hope you’re at home enjoying the day off like we are here at the Nashvillest HQ. While we’re sleeping in late and firing up the grill this afternoon, we’ll be bringing you a few posts throughout the day. But don’t worry–we’ll be back in full force tomorrow. In the mean time, our hearts go out to the folks feeling the wrath of Gustav and to the 1,500 evacuees who are riding out the storm in Nashville. Before we head back to bed, here’s a roundup of the latest hurricane news for everyone keeping track, and we’ll be checking out NashvilleWX for all our weather updates as things unfold:
- Mayor welcomes evacuees as hurricane nears Gulf Coast. [WTVF]
- Nashville gets ready to shelter Gustav evacuees. [Tennessean]
- Gustav evacuees arrive in Middle Tennessee. [WKRN]
- Red Cross opens eight mid-state shelters. [WKRN]
- Four-footed evacuees need adoption. [WSMV]
- Evacuees to Tennessee may not return. [Tennessean]
Photo by Zebra Mike.
Good morning, Nashville. We hope you’re at home enjoying the day off like we are here at the Nashvillest HQ. While we’re sleeping in late and firing up the grill this afternoon, we’ll be bringing you a few posts throughout the day. But don’t worry–we’ll be back in full force tomorrow. In the mean time, [...]
Labor Day: Eat Mor [Free] Chikin
It’s been awhile since the last of the summer freebies. Chick fil a is giving it one more go-around, this time offering free 3 piece chicken strips to anyone wearing their favorite football team’s logo. You can wear any piece of clothing as long as it has a football team logo on it (don’t go getting any bright ideas), and they mean it when they say it can be any team. Rec team, middle school team, pee wee team, college team, church team or pro team… They all score you some free chicken today.
It’s been awhile since the last of the summer freebies. Chick fil a is giving it one more go-around, this time offering free 3 piece chicken strips to anyone wearing their favorite football team’s logo. You can wear any piece of clothing as long as it has a football team logo on it (don’t go [...]
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