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Happy Hour: We Can Sag If We Want To
What a relief it is to know that we probably will not be fined for showing the cracks of our butts anytime soon! Our heroic state attorney general said that the Saggy Pants Bill is “arguably unconstitutionally vague because it does not set forth a standard for its violation that may be readily understood.” Phew. [...]
Happy Hour: The Cracks Of Our Butts
The pants-sagging bill that we first started hearing about back in February has passed its first committee and is slated to be voted on again next week. We can’t be sure, but it seems like Rep. Joe Towns (D-Memphis) reeeaalllly doesn’t want to see “the cracks of our butts.” [WTVF]
The Metro Beer Board confiscated some [...]
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