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“The Leg Has Got To Go” [Gems From The Nashville Craigslist]
…And you thought fruitcake was bad. Bringing a whole new meaning to re-gifting, our first Gem from the Nashville Craigslist of 2011: Female Mannequin Leg (East Nashville) Ok, y’all. My friend went to a Christmas party and received this mannequin leg as a gag gift. It was pretty funny for a while, but my roommate [...]
“I Propped Your Hood Up With My Fake Leg” [Gems From The Nashville Craigslist]
While we can’t vouch for its authenticity, this Missed Connection is near the top of our list of favorite Gems From The Nashville Craigslist. How could it not be? It has all the elements of a brilliant Missed Connection – A prosthetic leg, Jolly Ranchers, the Hendersonville police, Redbox. Enjoy! I propped your hood up [...]
Leggo My Eggo [Gems From The Nashville Craigslist]
As you read in this morning’s Bright & Early, the Great Eggo Waffle Shortage of Aught Nine has seeped into 2010, and Nashvillians are apparently still panicking about the absence of this particular breakfast food. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and it looks like our tipster Nicole P. has figured that out and is [...]
In Light Of Recent Football Events… [Gems From The Nashville Craigslist]
Note to readers: If the pain of the Titans’ most recent loss is too fresh in your mind to make light of the situation (really, what else can we do?), we recommend skipping this Gem From The Nashville Craigslist. [Thanks to the lovely GingerSnaps for the find!] JOBS: Professional Football Coach, Staff & Players (Nashville) We’re [...]
Very Ugly Painting For Sale [Gems From The Nashville Craigslist]
There’s really nothing like a Craigslist straight-shooter with a sense of humor! Thanks to Shana for the submission! Very ugly painting for sale – $75 (Columbia) I should believe in the things I put on Craigslist, but please I am not blind. You see this crap style and wonder, what kind of moron would pay [...]
Designer’s Dream Sectional Sofa [Gems From The Nashville Craigslist]
We posted this gem of a Craigslist ad yesterday on Twitter (via @winstonavich) and it was quite popular, though we’re not sure that our readers are really in the market for a custom sofa that is allegedly worth $25,000 (especially when it looks like this): Designer’s Dream Sectional Sofa – $1500 (Franklin/Cool Springs) 6 cushion [...]
ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! [Gems From The Nashville Craigslist]
No, not that Zombie Apocalypse. This one: LOOKING FOR VOLUNTEERS FOR SURVIVALIST GROUP (Well fortified compound) I am a former Navy Seal/ex-CIA Agent and have witnessed secret operations inside our government that will ensure a ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE by the year 2012. Due to these experiments conducted by the US Government in joint cooperation with Haiti [...]
Oops: Short & Sweet [Gems From The Nashville Craigslist]
This bitter gem was sent in by reader Jenny B., and though it may be short, it’s definitely one of the best posts we’ve seen on Craigslist lately. Additionally, if you weren’t able to get a ticket to Flight Of The Conchords, there might be something in it for you. Thanks Jenny! One Flight of [...]
Truck Comes Complete With Two Strips Of Rawhide [Gems From The Nashville Craigslist]
Dealerships take note, THIS is how you sell a truck. (Disclaimer: May be mildly offensive to some, but nothing that will make your eyes bleed.) Thanks to Nathan T. for the tip! 1979 Chevy Truck!! OH MY GOD! THIS TRUCK IS AWESOME! – $6000 (EAST NASHVILLE) OK, let me start off by saying this Silverado [...]
Nuts In Walmart [Gems From The Nashville Craigslist]
Just the words you wanted to read this afternoon, right? We, uh, apologize in advance for this one. Nuts in Walmart – m4m (Lebanon) I was leaving Walmart in Lebanon at about 8:20 this morning . When a nice looking redneck type guy entered wearing well fitting Jeans. The jeans had a large worn out [...]
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