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He Was… Just Being Miley [Hack Attack]

Our state is well on its way to being known as the land of the dumb teenage “hacker.” First we had UT Knoxville student David Kernell, who had his 15 minutes of fame about a month ago, when he correctly guessed the answer to the security question on Sarah Palin’s email account. Now we have [...]

Bright & Early: Squirreling Around Edition

Good morning, Nashville. We’re preparing ourselves for an invasion this morning. Back in the day, all we had to worry about were armadillos and presidential candidates, but now the squirrels of Middle Tennessee have declared an all-out war. WSMV cleverly reports that animal controllers have been “going nuts” trying to contain the problem, saying that [...]

Bright & Early: Business As Usual Edition

Good morning, Nashville. We’re pretty exhausted after our epic night in the international spotlight, and what’s all this about water falling from the sky? It’s raining, you say? We’ll believe it when we see it. At any rate, the candidates are pulling out of town as we speak, trying to put last night’s colorful debate [...]

Bright & Early: Running On Empty Edition

Good morning, Nashville. Hopefully you made it to work this morning on whatever fumes are left in your gas tank. Thanks to the Tennessean’s sort-of-accurate gas map, we were able to find a spot to fill up yesterday, and the situation should be improving a lot within the next few days. Meanwhile, don’t be fooled [...]