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Basil Marceaux: Christmas Turns Him On [Goobernatorial]
Everyone’s favorite former gubernatorial candidate, Basil Marceaux, has decided to bless us this holiday season with an original Christmas tune entitled “Come Christmas,” complete with a music video showcasing 300 of Basil’s best facial expressions and his spectacular ability to choose a ham at the grocery store. While we can’t really shed any light on [...]
Basil Marceaux Sings “America The Beautiful” [Goobernatorial]
Basil Marceaux – America the Beautiful by nashvillest In honor of Election Day here in Tennessee, we want to lighten things up a bit by sharing this rousing rendition of “America The Beautiful” by gubernatorial write-in candidate Basil Marceaux. Enjoy (and seriously, go vote!) [Basil Marceaux Music via Wonkette]
Bright & Early: Look To The Sky Edition
Good morning, Nashville. Some Metro Schools officials aren’t feeling extremely hopeful about the No Child Left Behind results coming their way next month. Because the school system changed its standardized testing methods, resulting in lower scores, it could have a significant impact on their NCLB standings. Things have gotten dire enough in years past with NCLB [...]
Bright & Early: Can’t Take The Heat Edition
Good morning, Nashville. We interrupt this edition Bright & Early to set the record straight on something very important: With hot chicken popping up everywhere from Church’s to some random diner in Michigan, it is absolutely vital that we remember that hot chicken started here in Nashville. No matter who tries to claim it or how many [...]
Bright & Early: Green, Greener, Greenest Edition
Good morning, Nashville. Mayor Dean will be making an appearance at the Nashville Farmer’s Market today to discuss some new initiatives aimed at preserving our city’s green space and making us the greenest city EVER. If you’re one of the three people who has nowhere to be at 1pm today, you can head over to [...]
Bright & Early: Race To The Top Edition
Good morning, Nashville. The votes are in and now here’s the news you have all been waiting for: Basil Marceaux managed to run away with 3,505 votes, which is less than 1% of the total. The members of illustrious staff were kind enough to let him record a “consolation speech” and are already pimping him [...]
Happy Hour: Across The Sky
So about those storms! Lots of power outages all over Davidson County. A severe thunderstorm watch remains in effect until 8pm. [WKRN] On this fine Election Day–otherwise known as the Most Convenient Day Of The Year For Every Tennessee State Government Website To Go Down–every Tennessee state government website went down. Though it reportedly had [...]
Bright & (Not So) Early: 14:59 Edition
Good morning, Nashville. We’re running behind this morning, as we are still sort of scraping ourselves off the floor from last night’s Basil Manceaux debate. So here is your abbreviated Bright & Early: The Metro Health Department is offering free vaccinations for all Davidson County kids who are going back to school next week. [WTVF] [...]
Happy Hour: When The Circus Came To Town (And Never, Ever Left)
Don’t forget! There’s a big debate going down between Basil Marceaux and some other candidates we haven’t heard of tonight at Scarritt Bennett at 6:30pm. Sadly, our other favorite candidate James Reesor declined to participate. [Post Politics] More importantly, tomorrow is election day and you should not forget to vote. Even if it’s just for [...]
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