- What a relief it is to know that we probably will not be fined for showing the cracks of our butts anytime soon! Our heroic state attorney general said that the Saggy Pants Bill is “arguably unconstitutionally vague because it does not set forth a standard for its violation that may be readily understood.” Phew. [WSMV]
- “I don’t think that mentioning a bologna sandwich is a recognized law enforcement tactic.” – John M.L. Brown, attorney. [WSMV]
- The TVA is currently struggling with how they plan to move 5 million cubic tons of nasty coal ash from Kingston to… well, probably some other part of Kingston. Right now, they’re thinking that a train might work best. [WZTV]
- The State of Tennessee may soon be pulling a Tennessean and forcing its employees on furlough because April revenue was $189M less than expected. [WSMV]
- This might be the most exciting news we’ve heard all day: The mayor’s new budget will probably include an “adventure play park” on the East Bank of the Cumberland. We have absolutely no idea what that is, but it sounds pretty epic. [Tennessean]
- We are THISCLOSE to being able to buy five cases of wine from one of our neighboring states and carting it back into Tennessee (legally). [WZTV]
- In case anyone’s still counting, the statewide confirmed Hamthrax count is up to 36. [WTVF]
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