• Well guys, Memphis left us in the dust with 254,390 early voters to Davidson’s 190,705–but what you see up there is the state’s impressive grand total of 1,550,939. [Election Commission]
• Turns out Joe the Plumber may not be making our ears bleed after all, but rather our eyes. [WSMV]
• Some loser (maybe it’s the notorious boob-grabber?) is flashing people on 21st near Vandy, so be wary and call the cops if you see him. [WSMV]
• The earth shook beneath East Tennesseans today with a 2.9 magnitude tremor, which was actually the second earthquake one to shake the region in the past week. [WSMV]
• Bruce Springsteen gives us just what we need to get all Halloween’d out. [Sony]
• Have fun tonight, y’all, and be safe! Don’t be the idiot who drinks and drives when there are trick-or-treaters out.

Photo by Grey Street Girl.

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