Hazardous Journeys Not Allowed [Gems From The Nashville Craigslist]

It’s sometimes hard to find the best of the best Craigslist ads. Regular Craigslisters are vigilant about keeping their home away from home untarnished by the humorous. Luckily, one of our readers was quick enough on his feet to snag this gem and immortalize it in email. Thanks Sean! 

Wanted for hazardous journey

WANTED FOR HAZARDOUS JOURNEY. LOW WAGES, BITTER COLD, SEARING HOT, LONG HOURS OF COMPLETE DARKNESS. SAFE RETURN DOUBTFUL. HONOUR AND RECOGNITION, ILLUMINATION IN EVENT OF SUCCESS.