Scalp Not Included [Gems From The Nashville Craigslist]

Looking for a few clumps of human hair? Look no further. Whether you want it brown, blonde, curly, straight, female or “unknown,” this Craigslister has you covered. Literally.

Subject: hair (columbia)

free hair, brown and blonde, light curls. blonde is female, brown is unknown.

Not even sure we want to know who it used to belong to.