Happy Hour: No One’s Laughing

• This just in from WSMV: Don’t tell bad jokes because people will hate you and you’ll have no friends. End of story. [WMSV]
• Cumberland County is going to give it another go tonight at the school board meeting where they’ll hopefully approve a budget so that kids can be in class by Monday. [WKRN]
• If you’re eating a pepperoni pizza Hot Pocket, put it down slowly and step away from the table. You’re probably eating plastic. [WSMV]
• Two men robbed a First Tennessee bank on Lebanon Pike and are still on the run. [Tennessean]
• It’s official: the English First ordinance will be on the November ballot barring anymore big legal technicalities. [WSMV]

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